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Wednesday 30 March 2011

Facts And Funny Sayings

ADOLESCENCE

Adolescence is the awkward age in the life of a youngster. They are too old for allowance and too young for credit card.
Adolescence is the period when a young man can show you the best crop of hair he will ever own.



ADULTS

Adults are really not wiser than children; they are just more cunning.


ADVENTURE

When you are safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you are having an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.




ADVERSITY

Adversity is the first path to truth.
Gold is tried by fire, brave men by adversity.
Man needs difficulties; the are necessary for health.
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
Only a man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength.
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
There is no education like adversity.
Bloody noses are the best teachers.
Our strength often increases in proportion to the obstacles which are imposed upon it.
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
The greatest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity.
The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials.
Into each life some rain must fall.



ADVICE

When we ask for advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.
When a man asks you for advice you can figure he isn’t married.
Both medicine and advice are easy to prescribe but hard to take.
Never give advice in a crowd.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Advice is like the snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
Don’t fight forces; use them.
When people ask you for criticism, just know they want your praises.
The man who builds to every man’s advice will have a crooked house.
Nothing is given so freely as advice.
He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.
Whatever advice you give be brief.



AGE

Old age is when you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.
The beauty of the old is the grey head.
No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.
Age is a sorry traveling companion.
When a woman tells you are age it’s right to look surprised! But don’t scowl.
The woman who tells you are age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.


AGGRESSIVENESS
Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might. (Eccl 9:10)
Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
You can not achieve anything without getting in someone way.
If you are the anvil be patient; if you are the hammer strike.

Monday 28 March 2011

Fact and Funny Sayings

ABILITY


Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
What one cannot, another can.
The greatest ability in business is to get along with others and influence their actions.
There is not need to show your ability before everyone.
Everyone excels in something in which others fails.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else do the work.
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.



ABSENCE


I was court-martialled in my absence and sentence to death in my absence, so I said they should shoot me in my absence.
Heart soon forgets what the eye sees not.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Absence diminishes little passion and increases great ones just as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.
The absences are always wrong.



ABSTINENCE

It is easier to abstain than to restrain.





ABUSE


There is more credit in being abused by fools then praised by rogues.
Abuse is a weapon of the vulgar.
There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow.


ACADEMIA

The average PH.D. thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.




ACCIDENTS

The best insurance against car accidents is a Sunday afternoon nap.



ACCOMPLISHMENT

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
Who begins too much accomplishes little.


ACCURACY


Even a stop clock is right twice a day.





ACHIEVEMENT


Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
Don’t let what you can not do interfere with what you can do.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower.
Three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first: hard work, second: stick-to-itiveness; third: common sense.



ACTING

1. Acting is a question of absorbing other people’s personalities and adding some of your own experience.



ACTION

Actions speak louder than words.
The best way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them.
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
It is by acting and not by ideas that people live.
The shortest answer is doing.
Action makes more fortunes than caution.
Action takes precedence over study.



ACTIVITY


1. Lose no time; be always employed in something useful.



ACTOR

An actor is a guy who takes a girl in his arms, looks tenderly into her eyes, and tells her how great he is.
The only thing an actor fears more than losing is mind- is regaining it.
The one nice thing about actors- they don’t go around talking about people.