THOUGHTS ON KIDS BY SOME MOMS!!!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat

word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching

them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years

telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids

do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,

despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like

shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every

 mother has it." -  Chinese Proverb.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always

remember your presence.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind

yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of

the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after

you've purchased new school clothes.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"

has never tried it.

The best inheritance parents can give their children is

a few minutes of their time each day.

16 SMILEY WAYS TO LIVE A 100 YEARS!..

Laugh more. A positive outlook on life will make you look and feel younger and even live longer. So SMILE!!!!  

Do some form of exercise 3-5 times daily. Take long walks, swim, run or find your way to a gym. If you are 60 years and above, you may exercise 3-4 times weekly for about 45mins- 1 hour each day.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar!

*Eat a balanced diet but reduce fatty foods. Avoid red meats; eat more white meat; (chicken and turkey) and fish.

Drink a lot of water, it has innumerable benefits. About 70% of the adult body is made up of water, replenishing yourself help to cleanse the system, improve bowel movement and rejuvenate the body, cells and skin.  

Eat loads of fruits and veggies. Instead of snacking on pastries and sugary stuff, snack on fresh fruits and vegetable salads. Make sure you have some form of fruit and veggies in every meal. 

As we get older, the body absorbs fewer nutrients such as calcium which is good for bone health. Therefore, take vitamins and food supplements that suit your age group.

Read books. Expand your knowledge. Broaden your mind. You can never know too much. You can also watch a nice movie or documentary to take your mind off things for a while.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Take time out to reflect on the things you have done during the day and how you can make the next day better. Pray and meditate on God’s word as well.

Don’t waste your precious time and energy on gossip. It can be very exhausting! Call your family instead to see how everyone is doing. Stay in touch.

Quit smoking!!! Smokers are liable to die a painful dead….

Reduce your alcohol intake. Too much alcohol is not good for you health and it can dehydrate the skin. A short glass of red wine at dinner can relax you.

No matter how you feel or your present state of health, get up, dress up and go out!!! Go for that party, go visit that friend, go to the mall. You can even treat yourself; take yourself to dinner or go shopping. Life is too short for you to be a couch potato. So get a move on!!

Get enough rest each night. Sleep for at least 7 hours every night. Making sure that your television and radio are off and that your mobile phone is turned on silent is the path way to a perfect night rest.

To be in top health, make sure you get a routine medical checkup at least once in every two years.

Take time to travel out, away from everything, with a spouse or loved one. If you can not afford a trip aboard, go on a retreat to your country home or check into hotel for the weekend. Leave no number s where you can be reached.

Dance. Laugh .love. Be happy. No one is in charge of your happiness except YOU!

Funny Sayings

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Facts

Human Body Facts


According to studies, men change their minds two to three times more often than women.




When you walk down a steep hill, the pressure on your knees is equal to three times your body weight.




Take your height and divide by eight. That’s how tall your head is.




Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!




40% of all indigestion remedies sold in the world are bought by Americans.




Deep Breathing gives you health benefits similar to aerobics.




Each nostril of a human being register smell in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left.




While 7 men in 100 have some form of color blindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it.




Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.








Food Facts






Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!




The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.




Honey is the only food that will not spoil.




There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!




In 2004, The Japanese Ice Cream Association promoted raw horse flesh ice-cream in hopes that it would boost the popularity of ice cream!






Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!




25% of all the retail establishments in the U.S. are for eating or drinking.








Facts


Saturn's rings are about 500,000 miles in circumference but only about a foot thick.




On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.




Jumbo jets use 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.




Rats can tell the difference between two human languages.




Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
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Grenades were invented in China over 1,000 years ago.


In one day, a full grown redwood tree expels more than 2 tons of water through its leaves.




Only two in one thousand diamonds are considered truly colorless.




Over 50% of lottery players go back to work after winning the jackpot.




If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.




Each day, more than $40 Trillion Dollars changes hands worldwide.




There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!




25% of all the retail establishments in the U.S. are for eating or drinking




Most burglaries occur during the daytime!




It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland!




Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.




The Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an adult elephant!




Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.




Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.


In the great fire of London, in 1666, half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.




The New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop!




In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.




The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!




In West Virginia if you run over an animal, you can legally take it home and cook it for dinner!




Actor John Wayne made more than 200 movies.




More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into U.S. emergency rooms every year!




The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!




It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!




41% of the moon is not visible from earth at any time.




A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground.




The odds of being killed by falling out of bed are one in two million.




The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.




Americans will spend more on cat food this year than baby food




A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.




Cats make over 100 different vocal sounds; dogs can make about ten.




The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!




The heart of an astronaut actually gets smaller when in outer space.




Your brain is 80% water.




One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.




One cubic foot of gold weighs more than 1,200 pounds!




Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world.




A male baboon can kill a leopard.




French was the official language of England for over 600 years.